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Saturday
Sep152012

HEINEKEN

Before the micro-brewery explosion, this used to be the best beer to drink when in America. Or watching Dora.

It’s the bog standard beer, the beer equivalent of chicken (remember the scene in The Matrix where they ask why everything tastes like chicken? In a few years we’ll be worndering why every beer tastes like Heineken, it’s because they’re TAKING OVER THE MACRO BREW WORLD!!)

It’s a 5/10 and a good standard to measure other beers against. Anything worse than Heineken is AB-1, (AB=Average Beer) anything better is AB+1.

 

5/10

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