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Sunday
May172015

KAISER PALE LAGER

Kaiser Pale Lager. This is the beer equivalent of that book you read that always bores you into falling asleep. Or Channing Tatum's acting.

It is neither good nor bad. It's just unbelievably dull and it does its very best to masquerade as a commercial mass-production beer.

It's a 5% ABV European Pale Lager (which is apparently a thing now), and it's brewed by the Brau Union Osterreich, which also makes the less hobo-focused Gosser range, amongst others.

This pours with a good head that will have disappeared by the time you finish this sentence.

There are some bready and very sweet malts aromas and tastes there, but you really have to search for them, especially as the Austrians know a dull beer when they see one and serve it somewhere close to absolute zero.

It seems demonstrably undercarbonated and very watery on the mouth.

I was going to write more, but I got bored thinking about it. Move on.

 

 

4/10

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