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Friday
Jun142013

SCHWECHATER BIER

Schwechater Bier. If you can imagine the typical European mass volume lager with any lingering trace of interesting removed and replaced by a hideous hit of chemical aftertaste, then you know everything there is to know about the Schwechater.

This is Austrian and so was Hitler. I can't find enough evidence of a solid link between the two that would hold up in court, except that both were bad. That should be enough. 

I feel really bad that i bought four of these for friends, but I didn't have any options. 

It has an oily mouthfeel, a watery taste, little carbonation and an acidic, sour aftertaste.

If you think you are thirsty enough to drink one of these, take yourself off to a desert for a month, licking the moisture off cactus leaves. And, if you've had a Schwechater before, you still won't be thirsty enough for one of these.

 

3/10

 

 

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